Canned Chili

A food that is both easy to prepare and super delicious.

I love canned chili

by nilethe146 August 16, 2018

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Chili Island

Before taking a shit at work or public place (typically after homemade chili night), you throw some toilet paper in the bowl. Thus allowing the shit to stay above water longer, so all those who follow can enjoy the sweet, sweet aroma.

The guys didn't like going in the bathroom after I dropped a chili island in the shitter.

by Cadet '92 October 20, 2014

Mouthful of chili

When a girl gives a guy head after he had just had vaginal sex with her while she was on her period, and his penis is covered in dried period blood.

"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"

by Potato Greene October 21, 2022

dickin’ your chili

A derivative of “digging your chili,” a phrase thrown about in the early aughts mostly in Cincinnati, Ohio to express a liking for someone.

Over time, with the corruption and degradation of decent society, the phrase transformed into “dickin’ your chili.”

Not to be confused with “dick in your chili” which in some regions is known as a “chili dog.”

Betsy: Hi friend, Happy Tuesday, I’m really dickin’ your chili!

Philip: Excuse me??

Betsy: I’m dickin’ your chili!

Phillip: No thanks.

by nocharge May 26, 2023

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018