when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020
Get the cerebrum cork mug.Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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A sexual act performed by a man, who will plant his semen in a bowl. He proceeds to place his own feces into a bowl. Once finished he will experience a wholesome meal which keeps him fit throughout the day.
by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020
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Get the Cerenity mug.Chareal is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She’s the sweetest person you ever meet and will respect you the same way you respect her. Every time you look at her in the eyes you will get lost and it’s like looking in to space. She will always make you happy in every way and will always help you from having a bad day to a really great day. She will always be there for you no matter day and night, she will support you throughout everything and encourage you.
by Oshelle September 5, 2020
Get the chareal mug.Chard - pronounced /SHärd/ Definition- When someone guts the inside of a van to make it into living space but has no idea what they're doing and ultimately does far more damage than good. Often exhibited when pro shop help is trying to assist but for every one thing the shop assembles the owner takes 3 more things apart and breaks all of them. The final appearance of a van being Chared cannot be distinguished from the damage left by a tweeker on meth and is often seen driving down the road with a lawn chair for a front seat and missing windows with personal belongings blowing out in the wind.
"I went to look at a used van today but I looked inside and it was Chared beyond repair"
"Don't let that person work on your van or it will be Chared"
"Don't let that person work on your van or it will be Chared"
by AwesomePossumVanWorks September 22, 2020
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