by UsernamesArentForMe June 18, 2010
Get the Creeper mug.A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).
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-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.
-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.
-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.
-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.
-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?
Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.
Bystander - Thank God.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?
Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.
Bystander - Thank God.
by JConvery May 11, 2010
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being a creeper isn't based so much on actions as it is intentions. For example one may act a certain way from time-to-time but their actions don't match up to their overall intentions. Creepers have their own intentions from the get-go and their actions only gradually make them obvious. Whereas someone might do something creeper-like on occasion but not have the intentions of a creeper.
I cant tell if this guy is just hitting on me if his hes just creepin
its hard to tell until his true creeper intentions come out
its hard to tell until his true creeper intentions come out
by awisewoman July 19, 2010
Get the creeper mug.Someone with a weird, goofy, smile, who creeps on the nearest girl. Is lanky, with a rib protruding from his chest.
by funnyboy9989 December 27, 2010
Get the Creeper mug.A very strange person, a weirdo; will tend to stare in a strange and un-easy manner.
A person with weird behaviours; my have stalker tendencies, follow people and be a text pest.
Also, can be known as a perv or a dirty old man that likes to stare at your tits or at you in general.
A person with weird behaviours; my have stalker tendencies, follow people and be a text pest.
Also, can be known as a perv or a dirty old man that likes to stare at your tits or at you in general.
Girl: Is my top too low?
Girl 2: Sorry to say babe but I think so.... as does the guy over there, even though I don't think he minds, ahaha
Girl: OMG! Why is he looking at me!?!? What a creeper!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Sorry to say babe but I think so.... as does the guy over there, even though I don't think he minds, ahaha
Girl: OMG! Why is he looking at me!?!? What a creeper!!!!!!!!!
by neruallll December 30, 2010
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