The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.
Punishment for jews.
what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011
Get the Coned mug.A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.
What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.
by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005
Get the Conestoga mug.A love of like-to-like, where cone-cells are habitually drawn to colorful cones -- all quite cone-ventional.
-- Yeah, he not only couldn't take his eyes off her, but reportedly insisted on leaving the lights on.
-- That's cone-love for you.
-- That's cone-love for you.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
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Get the cone baby mug.the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.
frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'
frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'
"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"
by chonecity October 1, 2014
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