carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

carl.

carl.

carl.

by the random. January 22, 2022

Fuck Carl

When poor turtle named 'Carl' is being bullied by server owner, just because he said something abstract (owner didn't like it).

- Why are you so mean with bot Carl ?

- Fuck Carl. I hate him so much !

by discord specialist September 8, 2020

Carl pewterscmit

he owned a lotta slaves

Your such a carl pewterscmit right now

by phillynose December 13, 2022

carle

a really cool guy/gal, super fun to be around

you’re so fun bruh you a carle

by madlad05 June 3, 2020

Carl P.

A carl p. is a creature founded in Ohio which consists of a nose the size of the titanic ship. The creature is very gassy and likes to shit itself and give itself pink eye. It's hobbies include inting on League of Legends PC edition, and carrying in fortnite.

"TRUCE UP CP (Carl P.)"

by getFRKNRKT January 4, 2019

Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025