Clanch

The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.

Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.

by chippy17 September 18, 2016

CLANNING

It's when you are addicted to a phone game called clash of clans so addicted that you ignore your friends,family,the road or that cop outside your window

Joe lost his job wife and kids to clanning

by clan master July 3, 2016

clanti

twitter slang, people that hate the skeleton clique also known as clikkies(twenty one pilots fans)

clikkie + anti = clanti

plural: clanties

“omg the clanties are bullying the clikkies again... we love to see it!”

by sadinallthenicestplaces June 3, 2020

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

clank

clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.

Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.

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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.

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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!

by Yvlek December 9, 2012

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

clank

A totally spooky ghost. Probably the spookiest of all ghosts.

Man, did you see clank today? Spookiest ghost ever. Babes totally dig clank.

by azruavatar October 17, 2012