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brownicure 

When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.
"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"
brownicure by TZ October 9, 2005

weed brownies 

Should never be eaten in a contest. Results in spins, sluggishness, starvation, ridiculous laughing, never leaving the couch, and an immense dislike of brownies or anything chocolate.
We had a weed brownies eating contest last night. I won and I wish I wouldn't have.

Captian Browneye 

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.
Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

Browneyelashes

I wish she would wax her browneyelashes, it would make her anus look more pleasing to me while I'm fucking her.
Browneyelashes by BusPeople222 October 6, 2008

weed brownies 

Brownies that contain marijuana.
Here's what you will need to make them using the oil method:
1. Oil (any other than olive oil)
2. 2.5 grams of weed per serving (an ounce of dank or an ounce of mids works well)
3. A Grinder
4. A Filter (coffee filter, pasta strainer)
5. Brownie mix
6. A Frying pan
7. A wood spoon

Here's what you will need to make them using the butter method:
1. Marijuana butter
2. 2.5 grams of weed per serving (an ounce of dank or an ounce of mids works well)
3. A Grinder
4. A Filter (coffee filter, pasta strainer)
5. Brownie mix
6. A small pot and a larger pot
7. A wood spoon
Steve: Did you go to that party last week? The guy who threw the party had like seven batches of weed brownies.

Jack: Yea, I know, I ate like 2. I like edibles better because when I smoke I hack up a lung haha.
weed brownies by Mirpaderp March 10, 2014

Brownded 

Being Brownded is like being grounded to an Indian kid. The only difference is that instead of being forced to study and get good grades, they are forced to watch tv and do things that make them stupid. This could also apply to some asian kids.
Son: Daddy I'm going to my room to study.

Father: No! You're Brownded! Go watch television.
Brownded by Ike Nwamgbe October 8, 2011