tighty brownies

The way to describe tighty whities when there is shit in them.

I just sharted, now I have tighty brownies.

by PhoneGuyYT July 18, 2025

Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower

Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping

by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023

Brownie Batter Pass

A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.

Possible causes:

• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop

• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs

• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique

How to perfect this method:

• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.

• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.

• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.

• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”

1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”

2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”

3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”

by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

buddha brownie

A pot brownie

Yo you want some Buddha brownies?
Sure man

by AniBabo January 1, 2018

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

Cosmic Snatch Brownie

Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.

As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.

by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023