British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

British Fever

When you get addicted to tea

Benjamin: bloody hell why you drinking so much tea?
Alan: I’m afraid I have British Fever

by James & Matthew May 1, 2021

British

British’s are cool and not to mention they dick bout big asf they lowkey wit it tho…they’ll make u think that they have a shrimpy wimpy but whole time they slanging long cock. They also know how to dress and them mfs fast asf.

That man British gotta long cock

by 8ritish November 23, 2021

British Snow

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.

Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.

by Stoner24/7 March 5, 2011

british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by LazyWasTaken July 12, 2023

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019