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Boner Man

The name of the character created by SpaceCandi on her Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 stream.
Boner Man skates well for being a 300lb 5-year old
by Ackbar360 March 28, 2020
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Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.
Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020
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bonercomb

When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb
My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary
by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021
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boner15

a way to say that someone got made fun of their name
"damn, he got boner15'd due to having a funny looking name"
by ethanzcxd October 10, 2021
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Boomerang Boner

An erected penis that forms a sharp angle. Usually a 90 to 60 degree angle.
How can a guy have sex with a boomerang boner like that? Unless he does it sideways.
by Al-Pal113 February 4, 2010
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Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)
Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.
by Pisanty September 11, 2010
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honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.
I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.
by red_rager January 16, 2011
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