bean john

An idiot or a silly person the other definition is not true

Wow that kid is being a bean John

by Cool guy tobey January 22, 2018

Bean Spirit Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Fatty Bean

Another term for the elusive "lady boner". When a girls "bean" gets "fat" when she sees someone or something that she finds "stimulating".

Hey Shazza I just saw Kev down at the pub! God he gives me a wicked "Fatty Bean".

by Russdawg December 25, 2011

Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012

Lazy Bean

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

by Dad D Rock November 19, 2013

dirty beaner kiss

When you are eating your girl out and your tongue slips a little too far south.

Yo, I accidentally gave my girl a dirty beaner kiss last night.

by Bean Kiss July 6, 2017

smol bean

the smol bean community is the type of people you find on roblox that say this type of stuff “Uwu, ;-; owo sowwy baka :V i wuv you and use this 🥺” that’s the type of people you don’t wanna even talk to look at or they will start saying those words to u which is bad we don’t like smol beans. smol beans are roblox pick me’s don’t fuck with them i’m telling u don’t even look at them. if you make them mad they will start calling you “biss” which means bitch or they will say “pwease leave🥺” which is also bad asf never fuck with them please and if u are one of them gtfo change for the better. literally no one likes u except ur own breed.

nobody:
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.

smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd

by fanii March 16, 2021