Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Pig In a Blanket

undercover cops

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"

by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

The bad blanket

A nut blanket. Where u sexually orgasm and wipe your butt on.

“Dad put that blanket down it’s the Bad Blanket”
“No I don’t wash that blanket it’s my Bad blanket”

by Lesean McCoy December 18, 2025

Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.

You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025