by ducky d00m May 10, 2021
Get the bibliograpytrillion45 mug.Biblesplaining: making excuses for things that don't makes sense in the Bible, or validating The Bible by adding one's own personal explanations- for the purpose of denying one's own doubt, or to persuade someone else to believe the fantasy.
Jake: "A burning bush did not talk to Moses, that is a bunch of horse shit!"
Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."
Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."
Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."
Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."
by Kobocop May 22, 2021
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by lilyoliver July 6, 2021
Get the bible mug.A very skilled individual who is cracked at video games such as rocket league and r6. He is very epic fortnite gamer and throws the game half of the time because he doesn’t really care. He tries every once in a while and can be a good teammate at times. He is also very tall.
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by Fuckitup2020 October 30, 2021
Get the Bible mug.-John 6:53 NKJV “Then Jesus said to them, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you.”
-John 6:54 NKJV “Whoever eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.”
-John 6:55 NKJV “For My flesh is food indeed, and My blood is drink indeed.”
-John 6:56 NKJV “He who eats My flesh and drinks My blood abides in Me, and I in him.”
-John 6:57 NKJV “As the living Father sent Me, and I live because of the Father, so he who feeds on Me will live because of Me.”
-John 6:58 NKJV “This is the bread which came down from heaven—not as your fathers ate the manna, and are dead. He who eats this bread will live forever.””
-Hebrews 4:12 NKJV “For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”
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-John 6:54 NKJV “Whoever eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.”
-John 6:55 NKJV “For My flesh is food indeed, and My blood is drink indeed.”
-John 6:56 NKJV “He who eats My flesh and drinks My blood abides in Me, and I in him.”
-John 6:57 NKJV “As the living Father sent Me, and I live because of the Father, so he who feeds on Me will live because of Me.”
-John 6:58 NKJV “This is the bread which came down from heaven—not as your fathers ate the manna, and are dead. He who eats this bread will live forever.””
-Hebrews 4:12 NKJV “For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”
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Jesus Christ: “Mark 11:15 NKJV “He who has ears to hear, let him hear!””
Jesus Christ: “Mark 11:15 NKJV “He who has ears to hear, let him hear!””
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