sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008

California King Bed

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

by Vasly June 4, 2011

oyster bed

A bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has ejaculated several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. This is because oyster is used as slang for ejaculate and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster shells. An oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.

Also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their shells.

Pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn't change the sheets. Even worse, he leaves his jizz and dried rubbers in it. He sleeps in an oyster bed and it's disgusting.

by PMax April 22, 2010

Lesbian bed death

The point at which a lesbian has so many rescue dogs in there bed it is no longer possible for them to engage is sex acts with one another

They are just fostering that lab-pit mix but it will lead to lesbian bed death if he dosnt get adopted soon.

by Gmetz32 February 12, 2021

Go to Bed

The step up from "STFU" because "STFU" just causes you to lose the right to talk where as "Go to Bed" takes away your right of consciousness for that day. Being told this is considered extremely offensive, and it is abbreviated to "GTB" for easier use on forums and other things involving the internet.

Eaxample 1:

Person 1: I could 0wn you with my level 45 paladin n00b!
Person not 1: Go to Bed Neine Fro!

Example 2:

Person A: You are a jerk...
Person B: GTB

by xX Allanon Xx December 11, 2008

i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008