Beaver Dam

1.(n.)the female equivalent of a cock block; a person who prevents a woman from scoring

2.(n.)the female equivalent of a boner killer; a person or situation that turns a woman off

3.(v.) an act which prevents a woman from scoring, intentionally or not

1. My roommate is a crazy-ass beaver dam. I can't bring anyone home without her trying to fuck them first.

2. Long nails are a sure-fire beaver dam. No wolverine bullshit in my snatch, thank you.

3. Dude, quit tryin' to beaver dam me! I need to get laid!

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

beaver cheese fondue

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.

1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?

by GerlachHacks March 12, 2008

Beaver Hunting

1) Tiger woods favorite sport. 2) Actually hunting and killing beavers.

Guy 1) Hey you wanna go beaver hunting with me?

Guy 2) Who do i look like, tiger woods?

by Moko101 August 17, 2010

british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

beager

Beager is someone obsessed with goats.
The love for goats is like OCD and tends to be infectious.

He is THE BEAGER

by Someone who knows beager April 29, 2010

beaned up

Someone rollin off extacy, feeling geek'd. Usually used among club go-ers and teenagers.

"That bul Pmoney stay all beaned up off that X..."

by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007

beaner

A 100 dollar bill. Used in Mafia slang, and generally heard around the north eastern United States.

Righty: Change for another beaner.

Johnnie: Don't you think you've spent enough?

by Spanky Doodle February 15, 2008