Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

Dick and Bush

Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.

Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.

by Dilcue November 11, 2004

George W. Bush

George W Bush- man or chimp?
Several Years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohal rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour, all i had left to work with was a horses ass and a cowboy hat, NOW HES PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

George Bush is the worst president in history
Dumbest president in history
dubya bush

by Bush sucks February 24, 2005

george w bush

Is Geroge a retard?
statistically George W Bush is above average in american intelligence. Proof... 51% of Americans voted him in for a second term. Takes a retard to vote for a retard. Good luck usa.

err... should I vote for Kerry?... I don't know he seems kinda intelligent... or should I vote for george w bush, the one that has the intelligence of a monkey? who has created a world of terror with his war on terror. Who thinks that by killing an innocent persons family they are less likely to turn to terrorism.
I think I'm gonna vote for Bush. Good idea and good luck.

by jonniejoejonson October 17, 2006

George bush

You people make me sick all you do is bash bush. is there anything that he has done right in your eyes? Bush has not RUINED our economy it is booming for all you morons out there. the unemployment rate is way down even more than when CLINTON was president. The iraqis do not hate us they are happy because they are free! People voted in there election and stood in line to vote even with the fear of a terrorist attack! how many americans do you think would do that? Some of you even make bush out to be hitler how can you possibly do that? hitler was evil, he murdered millions of jews how does bush even come near that?! at first everyone wanted to negotiate with sadam and terrorists YOU CANT FUCKING NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS they are going to go against whatever it is that you want them to do, they hate us dont you realize it?! at first when we were attacked on 9/11 most people were for the war now everyone is against it. should we just pull out of the countries we are in now and fight the war on the streets here? DO YOU PEOPLE WANT TO FIGHT THE WAR THERE OR HERE?

george bush is not hitler you fucking liberals

by qwerty123456789 July 18, 2006

brushing the otter

the act of a male manually relieving himself, rubbing one out, or jacking off

Well damnit baby, if you weren't so stingy with the tooty, you wouldn't be catching me brushing the otter so much. Now can you please shave my palms? I seem to have gone blind.

by bigmick02132 July 20, 2008

Blushing Gud

When one gets so high or stoned to the point where they lose the ability to talk strait or mix up the first letters in a word.

After smoking behind his shed, Jay was blushing gud whenever he tried talking to his friends. His IQ dropped to 12.

by Creechers Anonymous August 18, 2006