Coil Basket

v: the process of gaping one’s anal cavity then taking a large shit into the cavity so that it over flows then fisting said hole

n: a gaped anal cavity with a large shit coiled on top

She said she was kinky, so I gave her a coil basket. Now she’s in therapy and won’t walk right for a year.

by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 2, 2024

A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024

Boo Basket

The act of painting your penis like a ghost and slipping it in the back door without notice. (The act is traditionally used during the Halloween season and accompanied with shouting the phrase "BOO BITCH")

I met a chick at the Halloween party dressed as Forrest Gump's mom and gave her the ol Boo Basket.

by itsameButter October 16, 2024

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf April 5, 2012

whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

snack basket

oral sex on a vagina vaJJ Shnack Bashket, putty pussy dental dam vulvate

"Hey Boris did you get laid last night? "No but I got a little snack basket."

by Saracenpig June 29, 2008