Alphadouche

the greatest douche of all!!

Will is beyond a jerk, he is on his way to alphadouche status!

by meo14700 August 30, 2013

alphabat

A 9-member K-Pop band
Consists of

B:eta, Ji Ha-yong, leader, former leader of HITT, loud and annoying but still cute as a button, selca king, almost always sings the chorus (lead vocal)
C:ode, Kim Sang-hun, self-proclaimed visual, voted least funny out of the members
D:elta, Choi Yeon-soo, an ((extremely)) attractive human being, amazing vocals (main vocal), is apparently funny if you like documentaries
E:psilon, Yoo Yeong-jin, TEEN TOP Ricky's hyung, cute little shit
F:ie, Lee San-ha, pronounced pie because Koreans can't pronounce "F" correctly, second Huang Zi Tao, looks gangster but is actually sensitive
G:amma, Kim Jun-su, yet another good looking member of the group, vocal
H:eta, Seol Jun, barely gets any parts (none in AB City like wtf), good at eye smiles and acting cute
I:ota, Shin Se-lin, rapper, likes Red Velvet (the group), SHINE ON ME- LET IT SHINE ON ME-, one of the original two members
J:eta, Kim Su-yeob, maknae, ABCDEFG guy, cause of fangirl spasms because of his aegyo

Person A: Are you an ALPHA?
Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's the fandom name of AlphaBAT!

by deerofthegalaxy March 11, 2015

alphaburp

to burp the whole alphabet in one go

A person that can alphaburp is always popular with the boys.

by JingleFairy May 11, 2015

alphabetical laughter

When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj

(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)

guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...

guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl

by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015

alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

alpha man

A term with a somewhat subjective meaning which refers to a man who's considered high in status or a paradigm of masculinity. Originated in 1989 by martial artist instructor Marc "Animal" McYoung.

How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.

Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.

As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.

A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.

Chuck Norris is such an alpha man that he can have sex with any woman OR man he wants... of any species.

by Anon989989 October 13, 2016

Alphaclub

It's a stage in your life of when you officially learn your abc's

Jac- Aye Brahim do you know your abc's?

Brahim-hell yea I do

Jac-then you in the alphaclub

by Brett the great NCG October 27, 2016