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Amazonification

When Amazon changes a business dynamic, such as offering 2-day delivery, causing customer expectations to change for all other businesses.
Amazonification has come, We have to offer free 2 day shipping on our products now because that's what Amazon does!
by TheMWZmailman August 22, 2019
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amazong

amazong means, very dumb, and idiotic.
Stacy you’re so amazong!!!
by kawisthebest September 17, 2019
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Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.
Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.
by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020
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Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
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amazoneisa

Finding a package at your door and forgetting what it was you ordered.
Elliott was clearly experiencing a mild case of amazoneisa when he came home and found the package of plant seeds had had been delivered to his house.
by Ell-SGI April 14, 2021
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Amazonesia

(noun) condition where you just got a package from Amazon but you have no fucking clue what you ordered...
I just got a package delivery but I'm having a total Amazonesia about what's inside.
by Ukijima June 26, 2021
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amazonshotgf

a very sexy girl who loves freya
I love Freya so much I think I'm amazonshotgf !
by SayoriStay March 23, 2022
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