Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.

Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*

by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020

Club Penguin

"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?

Hey ya fat cunt! Let's play on Club Penguin! If you don't want to play you're a pussy!

by OneHellOfAMeme April 18, 2017

Vincent the penguin

Best penguin ever.
Feed him fish… A lot of fish

I am best friends with Vincent the Penguin.

Vincent the penguin is such a Vincent.

by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024

Golden Penguin

It’s where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.

Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.

by AgentDerb January 7, 2022

Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.

Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.

by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023

Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.

He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!

by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022