cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down

"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Bar worthy

Someone who is of age to drink

Today is Jessica’s 21st birthday, she is finally bar worthy

by Mommy go August 30, 2022

Moons Worth

A unit of measurement to signify an astronomical quantity or value.

I need a moons worth of concrete to complete this building.

by thepablo March 12, 2023

Goldie Worthy

Beholding a face worthy of a golden shower.

Golden shower- the act of being peed on the face

Her face is Goldie worthy

by Fleecedontmiss May 25, 2023

Fort Worth Fingerbang

The act of inserting two fingers into a girl’s vagina then curling them up to imitate the TCU Horned Frogs hand gesture. Originated at TCU and is a common initiation for students into fraternities.

matt: “bro i can’t get my girlfriend to cum, any suggestions?”
michael: “just do the Fort Worth Fingerbang, she loved it when i did it”

by joeybooboolover August 13, 2024

main-worthy

This is used to describe content or posts (usually Instagram)that are deemed suitable or appropriate to be shared on one's main or primary social media account, rather than on a secondary or "dump" account.

"broo should i post this photo its so ugly tho 🤣🤣"
"yes, its main-worthy!"

by thatkeonguy February 23, 2024

Self-worth

Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!

Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024