captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew July 13, 2017

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

by YoMamaBoi123 April 1, 2019

silent wobby

When you sneakily jack off beside your significant other, and finish on them. Without them knowing.

Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack".

by XPumpkinKingx January 27, 2021