poop pebble

the small bits of hard shit that fly out of your ass super fast after you haven't gone number two for a few days.

'dude thats a hard poop pebble'
'I just made a really hard poop pebble'

by wigglenips November 22, 2013

fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.

Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.

by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015

Loud poop

A poop with lot of farts and grunting/squirting noises

Hey bro, you just took a really loud poop! I could hear your farts from the bedroom. What the fuck did you eat?

by Auscar1 February 19, 2015

Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.

" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."

by Matyno_ May 15, 2016

poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

by flossigans April 19, 2018