weetard is a combination of 2 words, weed and retard. If a person would have smoked so much weed that he starts acting like he is retarded, you can call him a weetard.
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"Hey Timmy, you've got to stop smoking weed or you will become a weetard," Adam says.
"Ahawdsawfsda spftfft ababda," Timmy responds.
"Fucking weetard," Adam says.
"Ahawdsawfsda spftfft ababda," Timmy responds.
"Fucking weetard," Adam says.
by Xulax May 11, 2024
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“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
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Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
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A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.
I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.
by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024
Get the weather-shifting mug.One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
Get the weather app warrior mug.A metacognitive metabias describing the fundamental error of perceiving and treating complex human systems—politics, societies, institutions, legal frameworks, entire nations—as if they were weather phenomena: vast, impersonal, uncontrollable forces to be endured rather than understood or changed. It's the cognitive shortcut that transforms "this policy is unjust" into "this is just how things are," that converts "this system could be improved" into "you can't fight city hall." Weather bias is the mental mechanism that makes people describe political shifts as "tides," economic changes as "storms," and social movements as "waves"—metaphors that strip away agency, responsibility, and the possibility of intervention.
Those in its grip watch their country drift toward authoritarianism the way they'd watch a hurricane approach: with a mixture of fatalism, passive observation, and preparation to ride it out rather than any impulse to change its course. They speak of "the direction the country is heading" the way they'd discuss wind patterns—as if collective human choices were atmospheric pressure systems with no alternative.
Those in its grip watch their country drift toward authoritarianism the way they'd watch a hurricane approach: with a mixture of fatalism, passive observation, and preparation to ride it out rather than any impulse to change its course. They speak of "the direction the country is heading" the way they'd discuss wind patterns—as if collective human choices were atmospheric pressure systems with no alternative.
Weather bias operates at every scale. The voter who stays home because "my vote doesn't matter anyway" is exhibiting weather bias about elections. The citizen who accepts corruption as "just how politics works" is treating their legal system like a climate. The entire population that watches democratic norms erode while commenting on "the political temperature" has fully succumbed—describing a fever without ever considering treatment.
This bias is the foundational reason sociometeorology emerged as a field: because humans keep acting like weather, we needed a science to study them that way. It's self-fulfilling prophecy on a civilizational scale—the more we treat our institutions as forces of nature, the more they become as uncontrollable as the wind, and the more justified our passivity seems.
Example: "Watching her country slide into autocracy while citizens discussed 'the political climate' and 'shifting winds,' the political scientist recognized pure Weather Bias—they were describing a hurricane they could have stopped as if it were a hurricane they had to survive."
This bias is the foundational reason sociometeorology emerged as a field: because humans keep acting like weather, we needed a science to study them that way. It's self-fulfilling prophecy on a civilizational scale—the more we treat our institutions as forces of nature, the more they become as uncontrollable as the wind, and the more justified our passivity seems.
Example: "Watching her country slide into autocracy while citizens discussed 'the political climate' and 'shifting winds,' the political scientist recognized pure Weather Bias—they were describing a hurricane they could have stopped as if it were a hurricane they had to survive."
by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026
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Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!
by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025
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Lenny is a wheatherchondriac, he’s canceling on golf again because it’s too windy, too cold, might rain, too hot, etc.
There is a chance of snow in the area next week, and Madison is canceling her trip again, she’s such a weatherchondriac!
There is a chance of snow in the area next week, and Madison is canceling her trip again, she’s such a weatherchondriac!
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