wished you well.

In a way, I thought it was alright but now I'm glad you happened.
I take back you from you.

At first I Wished you well.

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 11, 2023

Haw, well shit

To express disappointment when something goes wrong.

Me: I’m downloading that cool new game today!
Random dude: Its not out yet…
Me: Seriously? Haw, well shit.

by rtl1984 July 28, 2022

All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"

<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

be well

Sounds like a kind remark, mystical in tone, but intends to be dismissive, since the speaker doesn't really care if you live or die.

"Be well, Bob."

by Bouchon August 9, 2008

Ho Well

A well that insubordinate whores are thrown into upon failing to get their pimps money

an example of the proper usage of the word...

-Hey powder you take care of that useless ho Candy?

-Yeah she was low earner so I threw her down the "Ho Well"

hobag skank OJ Simpson Ho Well

by craqsacula March 16, 2009

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011