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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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Walking Bus

Combination of two words; Walking and Bus

1. A Morbidly Obese Person Who Goes So Slow While Walking Across The Street They Take Up The Road Like A Extremely Large Passenger Vehicle With A Full Load And Blocking Them From Taking A Turn Into A Clear Path And Blocking The Whole Intersection / Parking Spots / Entrances and Exits Creating A Hazard.
I went to Walmart to go shopping and while I was stuck behind this fucking "Walking Bus" of a woman whose ass and gut was dragging on the asphalt blocking the movement of vehicles and people from entering the store after she made it to the entrance of the store. By The Time She Crossed The Sun Set And Rose The Very Next Day.
by FixerOfficial860 July 29, 2024
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Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
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Walking him down

Yeah man... Like a fucking Tonberry! That. Is. Crazy. Great Job.
Hym "I need to see some more comprehensive highlights but he is just walking him down it seems... Like a fucking TONBERRY man. That is nuts. Who would have thought? I mean... Me. But I'm a genius. I gotta start betting on some of these."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
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Walking on your ass cheeks

To be so high and couch locked that you have to slide one ass cheek then slide the other in order to make it off the couch
This Skywalker og will have you so high you’ll be “walking on your ass cheeks
by richgang7081 September 10, 2023
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Walking Chug Jug

Someone who’s so bad at Fortnite 1v1s, that the siyphon you receive upon eliminating them feels like you’re using a chug jug.
Person A: “Yo he’s easy to kill in Fortnite, it feels like a big pot
Person B: “Nah, bros a Walking Chug Jug”
by bear1134 December 13, 2023
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Walkington

When an average walk slowly turns into a long, adventurous journey that can spawn a Side Quest. Usually a Walkington is done by a group of at least 5 people.
Tom: Man, I thought we were just walking to get some Waffle House
John: Naw man, it’s chill, it’s just a little Walkington
by DannyIsOnTop December 28, 2023
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