whomperjanked

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

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Whoobitator

As in "Whoobitator valve" or any part of various flanges. A made up mechanical part that mechanics reference when they know you don't have a clue and they are trying to see how much they can charge you for a part that doesn't even exist.

Oh I see the problem here! That Whoobitator coupling has some loose flanges. Oh yeah, your going to have to replace the whole thing. I had a refurbed one but I just installed it in a rig like yours last week.

psbc pushrod b-crank naples in de hizowse de pushy rod an engine

by BookEmDanno16 April 14, 2010

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Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

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whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015

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whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

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