Walter White

The protagonist (and antagonist) of the Breaking Bad series.

A high school chemistry teacher who is diagnosed with lung cancer and on a whim decides to begin cooking meth with a former student of his Jesse Pinkman.

Also goes by Heisenberg or The One Who Knocks.

Really fucking good at cooking meth.

Jesse: Yo Mr. White lets cook some of that blue stuff.
Walter White: Shut the fuck up Jesse, go kill a meth head for me.

by Garden Beebo April 12, 2023

Wealth

Oh god... 🤦 ♂️ I should have finished the second half of the video. It just keeps getting worse....

Hym "No. We're not redefining wealth to sell you bullshit ethos. And your proposition is the EXACT OPPOSITE of the truth (The proposition that if you don't have family it doesn't matter how much money you have and all more money will do is pave the path to hell). If you don't have family money is the difference between life and death. Let's say you work for Anheuser-Busch. The company goes bankrupt because of an ad campaign. 166,632 people lose their jobs. You have no family. You have to start looking for a job. That takes time. Maybe your resume isn't great. 166,632 people are now ALSO looking for a new job and they have similar work experience. If it takes more than a month and 15 days (and that's if your landlord is generous) you're evicted. You get evicted, you can not longer get a job because you need a place of residence to get a job. How long before your phone runs out of service? Can no longer access the internet. Which means you can no longer look for a job. You have no family. Nowhere to stay. How does money not help you in that situation?

And you can't possibly be suggesting that the cause of poverty is, what, alcohol and drug abuse? Is that the 'money poverty' or the 'family poverty' you're talking about? Furthermore, you're perfectly willing to give the money to single mothers. You shouldn't need to depend on nepotism to save you from a sudden drawback (and in the context of the Anheuser-Busch employees one that is beyond your control) or illness to not be sent into homelessness. Money would immediately fix the problem. You lose your job because a catholic zealot gets his sycophants to boycott the company you work for. So, instead of the government taking your money giving it to a woman who didn't fuck you to feed a kid that isn't yours, the government either gives you what you need or holds business accountable for the quality for life they provide to their employees . Your entire proposition is basically 'ascend the hierarchy or be a wage slave until you can't work anymore and then be homeless. No change needed here. You have the power for friendship and family and that's all YOU need. That should be more important to YOU than the money you deserve.' It's absurd... Son of a bitch... Too many characters... Wealth... There.

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

Walter Martin

Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.

Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??

Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.

by tripopopo April 23, 2023

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023

Walter Godz

A discord server full of soy wojaks who contribute nothing to society and have an iq similar to the room temperature of Alaska. Some of the users in this server include: Jonny, who is a pedophile and likes to make unfunny rape jokes. Mj, who is an attention seeking faggot who thinks making marker cuts on his arm would make people give him sympathy for his suicidal self (he is also a horse).

have you seen this walter godz server, it’s full of retards.

by insert__ May 16, 2023

wealthgasm

A (usually) involuntary outburst of joy, brought about by the sudden observation that one has, or is about to achieve, personal gain or wealth.

Jack Black: Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same...

ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
We'll lead as Two Kings

Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. <- Wealthgasm.

by Poopy-face Tomato Nose May 17, 2023

Walter White

Cancer

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!

by LooseSniper May 23, 2023