Washington

The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: O, how is D.C.
Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington.
Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker.
Person 1: Yeah. That's true.

by ACPD April 16, 2006

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martha washington

A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.

"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"

by Ian Valkyrie March 11, 2007

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washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.

Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.

by Moe "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove" Sadeghi May 13, 2005

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washington

an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.

John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"

Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

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george washington

To skeet in a girls belly button and make her slurp it out with a straw!

I just gave your bitch a george washington.

by Skeetman July 1, 2007

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Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom May 28, 2020

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