tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

churkey turkey

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.

Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.

by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023

Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.

Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.

by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

Turkey - dinosour

TURKKKEEYY

I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes

by meispuginasock May 27, 2020