Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 28, 2011

pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

turds in the toilet

Refers to niggers in a toilet.

Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.

by APPUM April 18, 2017

Janky Turd

A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.

Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?

by Brak_Spaceman June 27, 2012

Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon

george has a melon turd head

by noob May 13, 2005