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Triangle material

A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom

Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.

Mindy: But the body, oh the body...

Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.

Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -

Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
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Trial Wedding

When someone is married for less than one year.
Mary just finalized her divorce after her trial wedding and now she is ready for the real thing.
by qwn bee October 8, 2010
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Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.
Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.
by Konkakonka April 1, 2011
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Triangle worshipper

A derogatory term for a trinitrian Christian
All these triangle worshippers really piss me off!
by tory borty October 30, 2012
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Triancée

A person who has been engaged to marry to the same person three separate times. This requires that the couple be engaged three times and break up at least two times.

Sometimes Triancée will use the same ring all three times, but if the Triancée is smart she upgrades each time. Although, it is an accepted practice that the Triancée keep the ring after the third engagement whether or not a marriage occurs.
Man #1: How is your Triancée?
Man #2: Oh Cynthia? That didn't work, out we broken up again.
Man #1: Whoa! I guess three times is not the charm!
by babymamadrama October 17, 2013
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triangle of desirability

When 3 people are intertwined in a complex, equal state of attraction. A concept 1st mooted at the Johnson School Economics (APE)). often represented in a Venn Diagram
Chingle is the apex of a triangle of desirability
by profanosaurus November 16, 2014
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traaash

the way to described overused memes
throw it in the traaash
by mae-bea May 12, 2018
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