Dog Treats

The Thing only Dogs Should eat, but Children Get to them and think they are Scooby Snacks.

Ima get the Dog Treats and Tease the Doggos Because I can.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

by cantbetheking November 22, 2013

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

The Silent Treatment

When you're sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.

Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.

Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.

by sorry, bro...but thanks January 6, 2011

Trent

1. A queer bait with a tiny penis.
2. A fucking faggot ass bitch motherfucker who nobody likes.
3. A gay male who likes to take it in the ass; also known as buttsex.

1. "He is such a Trent!"

2. "Wow, what a Trent."

3. "Ew, gross! I bet he's a Trent!"

by whathefuk February 8, 2010

treated

Getting completely screwed over

e.g. gambling and you miss out on a big win by a pig's tail.

"You just got completely treated"

by Scotty_ September 2, 2005

trent-a-sourus

the background:
A dino loving kid from converse indiana...
he's a huge flirt, who can't get enough girls, even when he has an amazing hot girlfriend jacki!!!

while he is nice, sweet, HOT, emo, & just plain awesome he is also insecure and leads girls on alot...

so.. A trent-a-sourous is that hot a-hole guy that will give you a great time, make you laugh & feel special, but after he's satisfied he cuts you off... and moves on.. for more prey.. or just goes off with his girlfriend... therefore he is like a dinosour stalking prey.. making him a trentasourus!

This guy was being such a trent-a-sourus sure we had a great time together at the show.. but when he left he left with another girl, & i called him but his girlfriend answered.. i hate assholes like that.. what a trentasourus!...

by that bitch... July 31, 2008