toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Toothbrush

You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.

Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 10, 2022

tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer

rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better

by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022

Tooth of Time

1. The best mountain you can climb as a Boy Scout
2. A mountain located in Cimarron, New Mexico that is/was used by travelers on the Santa Fe trail that symbolizes a traveler is about a week out from Santa Fe

"Dude, I heard Tooth of Time had an elevation of 9,003 feet. Is that true?"

by WildCard1506 September 2, 2022

Toogh guy

A Gen X/middle aged man of blue collar background who spends his afternoons at sports bars drinking, watching sports, and trying to act like a tough guy to everyone around him. Usually gets into altercations at the bar over said sports game. What makes the toogh guy interesting and an oxymoron is that despite acting like a jerk to other guys at the bar or in public is that he will often be seen appeasing and groveling to women in his life.

Toogh guys will often be divorced and forced to pay alimony to their ex-wives and often times they will happily do it and make all form of excuses and mental gymnastics to justify it not being so bad.

The favorite phrase of the toogh guy is “it is what it is” when describing the pathetic state of his marriage and/or life to someone in a attempt to cope with his pitiful existence. The toogh guy is often seen hitting on and simping for the younger female bartenders and often times is deluded in thinking he has a chance with them or that they like them. Some toogh guys even get jealous of other men at the bar getting overly sweet with their favorite bartender and will try and act tough with or cock block said guy.

Toogh guys love talking about how chivalrous they are to women or lying about having better jobs titles than they actually have (like being a federal agent or retired fire fighter) and constantly express how women should be protected at all costs, often times in front of women so they can appease them or try to impress them.

Bro Dylan’s dad is such a typical Gen X toogh guy. He literally bragged to me at the bar the other night about how he has to pay alimony to his ex-wife and then lied about being a federal agent. Afterwards he got in my face for talking sweet to the bartender that usually serves him.

by CMartel15 December 18, 2022

Tooss

If you are enjoying yourself. Feeling of joy.

Going to the movie yesterday brought me so much tooss.

by CommonThought February 2, 2023

Toothless Earthdog

Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.

Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?

Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn

by Macdirty4life March 21, 2023