When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug. Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Get the Spread-Eaglemug. A day in which you skip every single class and just be lazy. Most commonly following a long weekend and can become a double eagle day.
by Albino Rhino92 October 6, 2010
Get the eagle daymug. A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021
Get the Bloody eaglemug. by 7seven7seven January 3, 2013
Get the Eagle Flightmug. A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.
Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
by 11copniggas July 8, 2024
Get the Red Eagle Politicsmug. When you are talking to your homegirls about the sex you had with your boyfriend/lover/one-night-stand "Girl, he went all African Eagle on my ass!"
by Chocolatemilk34 April 14, 2016
Get the African Eaglemug.