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Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
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roast

don't get roasts from yt.
their just embarassing to use them on any website just make your own don't be killing people by roasting them 😉
'' same person : ROASTED! ''
''same person : oh your roasted, I'm sorry -
'' another person '' : no no, it's okay I get bullied!
''the same person'' : no I was gonna say your trash so I can't roast you... It'll be kinda bad for the enviroment !
'' the same another person '' : .....
that was from YT

caught in 4k trying to roast someone
by beachxxvibing 🙄 October 9, 2021
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Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
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Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
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ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.
Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana
by Louonions May 9, 2022
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roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians
John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
by Gap was here June 1, 2016
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Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome
by Calonizier April 16, 2023
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