The Pilgrim

A kickass song by the masters of heavy metal, Iron Maiden!!!

Verse from The Pilgrim:

Liberty and hope divine
Changing the water into wine
So to you we bid farewell
Kingdom of heaven to hell

by Basstovsky June 22, 2009

The Pickle Jar Effect

The effect that happens when a girl refuses to have intercourse with one partner. Then with the next partner finally, and often easily, has intercourse for the first time.

Example: kinda like how someone is struggling to open a pickle jar.

Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.

by The Bedtime Thinker February 7, 2018

The Pill Club

A very large group of people who gobble up xans, percs, and hydro like it’s dark chocolate. Usually run by white, pasty, dudes with loads of acne and too much money burning a hole in their liver.

Boy 1: I wanna join The Pill Club but I don’t want to be carried by 6.
Boy 2: (previously joined The Pill Club) it’s not so bad.
Boy 1: Cool! So how do I join-
Boy 2: *fucking dies*

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

the pixies

underrated dubai kpop dance group that radiates crackhead next door energy

naqiya: hi guys we’re the pixies and we will be the opening act of dubai kpop dance competition dubai, see you guys at 4pms

by danibitchdanihoe February 15, 2020

The pianist

When one man docks over another man. And a 3rd male joins the party, he grabs both penis' with either hand and moves both hands backwards and forwards... Thus making him The Pianist.

Upon missing out on my mates having a good dock session i joined by role playing the pianist

by Bon, Duke & Jack April 17, 2021

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

Tapping the pines

To tap the pines is to have gay sex with an older male.

When a middle aged gay man, commonly referred to as a bear, has sexual intercourse with a young gay strapling, a cub.

Tapping the pines: The naval stores industry in the American south

by The Andrew Jackson May 6, 2008