Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

Thanos Car

I funny meimei going around instagram and it's about this purple truck with a chin that is similar to Thanos

"Bro. Tommy just got infected with scar.."
"Whats scar?"
"THANOS CAR U DUMB NIGGER xD"

by MartinBezzNutz September 6, 2018

Thanksgiving

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"

by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010

thanks for the update

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

by dan maloof April 7, 2016

Thanas

When you have the power of Thanos but your brown justin beiber

Damn that boi is Thanas

by Yoboilol June 15, 2018

Thankstaking

The end of Thanksgiving -when you see people leaving your house with food they didn't bring.

Mike: Can't wait til 8pm, it'll officially be Thankstaking and I have my eyes set on that left over pumpkin pie.

Jon:What about your deviled eggs that nobody ate?

Mike: I'm not an indian giver, bro.

by dvze86 November 26, 2009

Thanksgetting

The holiday in which people abandon their closest friends and family for the thrill of saving $100 on a slightly larger television set on which to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Mom, sweetheart: hurry up and finish your turkey. It's half an hour until noon and I need to start my Thanksgetting day shopping.

by Wally Martin December 6, 2013