text life

the quality and quantity of your texting with romantic partners

teenager: "Does getting married ruin your text life?"

mom: "Yes, especially since your dad doesn't know how to text."

by neosushisek December 1, 2011

Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.

John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.

by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011

Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

by Quotidianian August 21, 2012

Text Boxing

When a pussy talks shit through text, with no intentions of handling his or her business when approached.

Jr was text boxing last night, but when I caught up to him he caught that pussy.

by Doc Wells May 15, 2014

Text Slur

Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.

"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2

by Herban Dicktionary June 6, 2017

teriteriyourass

A person on TikTok that make Fu hua,Senti and Teri Teri vids.Also they hate Otto😔

Omg I’m mutual with teriteriyourass!

by Ottoissmexy April 2, 2022

Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)

Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"

by PB n' K April 14, 2009