teleiophile

Expressing an attraction towards adults, it is a "philia" and is classed in the same boat as "homophilia" and "pedophilia" - which the APA did try to take out of their "Mental Illnesses" recently .

Graham is a womaniser (re: predator), who seduces (re: grooms) women to have sex (read abuse) with him every night .

Hes such a teliophile

by The Scotch Piglet October 5, 2004

teleporter

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery

you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.

by peter-mario May 29, 2008

telefizzle

te-le-fizzle snoop doggs saying

yo dis is snoop nogg nizzle on the telefizzle ma nigger

by C@RL November 12, 2003

telebip

george like

by Anon July 11, 2003

telekenishish

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

TeleJam

Musicians or singers or a mix of both jamming over internet telephony/voice chat, Jam over the internet

(over chat) Hey.. am free now wanna telejam?

by drfreeze March 28, 2007

telepotation

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

by beerbuster June 8, 2007