A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.
by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
Get the Jack Van Nortonmug. A fart that your ass has been conjuring for days, weeks, possibly months. This is no ordinary fart. May have the capability of rendering you and others around you unconscious. God have mercy on the soul of the poor SOB standing nearby.
by Ronald McDonald's Ex October 20, 2020
Get the Rip Van Stinklemug. A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.
by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016
Get the H. Van Scottmug. The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
Get the Van Schwack Theorymug. Urban First Nations residents in East Vancouver, B.C. Phrase was born in the streets, alleys and native housing projects in East Van. Used by urban Indigenous people referring to the group of people from different First Nations who inhabit the area bordered by Renfrew , Cambie , Kingsway and Cordova streets. Commercial Drive is the East Van Nation stronghold . Many East Van Nation people, especially those generations born in the city, adopt cultural methods from different First Nations. Fist pound is universal greeting , from kids to elders. They have as much tribal pride in being from East Van Nation as they do being from their home First Nations. They grow up together, hang together, got each others backs, drink and party together, mary and have children together, and often stay put in East Van and grow old together. East Van Nation is East Van strong.
Bro one to bro two: "I just moved here from Heiltsuk man, where you from?" Bro two: "East Van Nation." Hipster commenting on bro's tshirt: "Eat Van Nation, where's that?" Bro: "You're standing in it." Bro raising drink to bros and sisters in a park "East Van Nation! - (group in chorus) "East Van Nation...gulp."
by East Van savage October 28, 2018
Get the East Van Nationmug. by ruels wife January 18, 2021
Get the coco van dijkmug. A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
Get the Eddie -van-failingmug.