2 definitions by ruels wife

ruel

6'5 lanky boi who can sing ig. who doesn't rb to his snaps (even if u say 'hi ily' everyday). n who doesn't know he is married to emily thomas (now referred to as emily van dijk or mrs van dijk). he has nice hair too ig. its kinda oily though. he also has some gratitoad. he popped his cherry at splendour :/ pablo was kinda seggsy. danger noodle is my favourite after xander and steve ofc xx

*sees tall lanky blonde boi*
oi that is emily's husband, ruel van dijk

by ruels wife January 18, 2021

coco van dijk

the better van dijk. has style.

"look how stylish she is"
"it must be coco van dijk"

by ruels wife January 18, 2021