Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.

My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Carpet Troll

A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

by TuGrand August 10, 2020

Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."

by hogthehedge September 25, 2014

carpet

a fuzzy tile floor

"You dumb carpet!"

by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024