Swamp Sex

When you use the sweat from your groin and ass crack (Swamp Ass) as lubricant while having sexual intercourse.

I had some sloppy swamp sex with my girlfriend last night. It was so humid out I didn't have to use lube.

by Fappy Freddie December 23, 2016

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Swamp Donkey

A sexy bitch, usually named Ariel, that likes to make her promiscuity known to men...

Ariel gave him a blow job at the bar before she got kicked out. She's such a swamp donkey.

by Ditch Pig February 9, 2010

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Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012

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swamp donkey

One who persperates excessively from pubic areas

John didn't realize he was a swamp donkey until the crazy night with Sarah was over.

by vapor June 24, 2004

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A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

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