Definitions by IndustrialPig

Swamp Donkey 

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

Swamp Donkey by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012