speed mountains

The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.

I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle

by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Speed Fuck

ejaculating with groundbreaking speed, so fast you will slow down time itself

Yesterday a really unpopular boy named Paco speed fucked a guy, because he is gay

by DatAsianKid March 16, 2014

Speed of fast

The variable speed of an object moving much faster than the speed sound, but roughly under the speed of light.

Damn negro runs speed of fast!

by Rabboonie November 13, 2014

Speed bump

What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body

You: shoot what was that we drove over

Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....

by Missmoomoomoo July 7, 2019

speedflex

Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.

“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench

by Suvy24 April 20, 2021

chill-speed

A slow walking pace. Reserved for those who have chill personalities and don't need to be anywhere fast.

Stephanie: You walk ridiculously slow.
Adam: No.....I walk at chill-speed

by Webdeezy February 8, 2008