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Proper Sunrise

A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.
I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.
by eiriecat May 12, 2024
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Chicago Sunrise

The process of inserting fentanyl into the rectum by dipping a tampon into the fent and then once inserted, lighting it on fire by the pull string. Thus, letting it expand and burn in the users rectum.
Back up, I’m bout’ to hit a Chicago Sunrise!

Bro did you hear? He just hit a Chicago Sunrise!
by Phfanny Smellmore May 21, 2024
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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”
I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.
by Distracted Cosmonaut June 9, 2024
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Vezzi Suprise

A Vezzi Suprise is a action which is an action which causes suprise in someone, usually done by someone homosexual, or by something deemed to be gay. This term can also follow the rule of spanish inversion and still have the same meaning.
"Woah, that was a total Vezzi Suprise dude!"
by anonymous November 9, 2024
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Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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White Submissive Slut

A white girl that is sexual attracted to non-white males and is willing to completely submit to and be treated like a complete slut by a minority.
Katie is a white submissive slut, she worships big brown cock.
by D.Lang April 8, 2025
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Chocomel suprise

A sexual act in which one partner keeps a generous mouthful of chocolate milk (ideally room temperature for maximum shock value) during anal sex. At the peak moment of intensity — just as the other partner lets go — the chocomel is spit dramatically onto their lower back, accompanied by the shout: “It’s raining cocoa, baby!”

Variations:

The Warm Wiener: Same idea, but performed in a bathtub for extra splash zone.

The Double Chocolate Factory: When both partners have chocolate milk... use your imagination. Bonus points for sound effects.
by Henk1944 April 12, 2025
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