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Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy
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stroke the tortoise

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022
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shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
by kman142 July 31, 2022
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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
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Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"
by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022
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The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 7, 2019
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The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.
He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.
by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023
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