Helium

Used as an adjective to describe something that is absurd, dumb and overall outrageous. The term was coined as when looking at the molar mass of helium, it rounds up to 4.003 g/mol which is a reference to the 4.3k meme, which is still massive by the way. Use this term whenever you feel something stupid is happening
“You hear that bro wanted to buy an electric surfboard
“BRO ts so helium 😭”
by Prof.Goon May 04, 2025
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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
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