nigger be good stick

a blunt object occasionally with a nail thru it used to put inferiors into place

that KFC scroungin son o' bitch trying stealin my hubcaps when i was'd goin thru drivethru so i got out and introduced him to mr. nigger be good stick

by senor pwnage January 6, 2008

shit in one sock

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task

If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."

by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

by aerann May 27, 2009

stack of nickels

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool

Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.

by Peeper1818 February 9, 2010

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Sock Jock

Someone who masturbates in a sock.

Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!

by Petre Dish April 2, 2015