Love-Stalker

An obj. which stalks the sub. of their love when sub. does not consider obj. a human being.

Obj.: Why don't you let me kiss the ground under your feet?!
Sub.: I feel sorry for it.
or
Obj.:Why don't you look at me?
Sub.: I am trying to avoid a mercy killing and now stop you Love-Stalker.

by HeinButz May 1, 2009

Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.

To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.

by dogbadge April 7, 2003

jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

stale

Lame and or cheesy, in a stinky sort of way.

Un! This place is so stale!

by Jayme April 17, 2003

Stalker

to own luke the penix

to pwn luke the penix

by goatsebadge April 7, 2003

stalec

A horrible ship between Stiles from Teen Wolf and Alec from The Mortal Instruments.

Person 1: Omg I love Stalec!
Person 2: Eww no Malec all the way! Stiles and Alec aren’t even from the same series!

by Books_books_books November 18, 2017

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003